Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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