then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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