i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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