can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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