In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
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i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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