Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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