he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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