Please, let me fuck your mom
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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