my vag is so smooth its legendary
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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