Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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