we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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