if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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