i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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