Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you told grandpa to call you daddy
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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