so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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