I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
She needs sedatives and a leash
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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