He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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