Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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