I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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