i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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