Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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