We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I would fuck him just for his dog
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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