Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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