@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
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