Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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