Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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