I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
how drunk are you?
Several
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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