Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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