i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize