You can't special order awesome
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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