plz talk dirty to me
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
