i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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