I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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