That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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