i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i think i just naturally attract stoners
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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