what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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