Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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