whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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