Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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