Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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