You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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