sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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