I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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