tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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