You work out of a Hotel?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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