i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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