i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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