Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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