Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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