first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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