My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He passed out mid-signature
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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