Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
being pregnant is like rehab
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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