Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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