Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
it hurts more in the daytime
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name