We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?